"911, What's your emergency?" "Uh, yes, I've been locked inside a medical clinic, and I would like to go home."

OK, well, I was already mildly horrified while reading an article at CNN.com today about a woman who was getting a CT scan, and was then left inside the machine. Yeah. The technician forgot about her and went home. That's bad. That's bad enough. But then I read the following quote from one of the doctors who works there:

"People have been left in the office after hours, when something like that happens -- it's the same sort of thing," said Dr. Steven Ketchel. "My guess is she was lying on the table, waiting and waiting and nobody told her she could go home."

Oh, is that your guess, Dr. Ketchel? Your incredibly flippant guess? She wasn't just laying on a table waiting for someone to tell her she could go home. She was inside of the machine, screaming for someone to come help her. When she finally wiggled out from under all of the things attached to her and blanketing her, she found herself in a shut down, LOCKED clinic. Everyone had gone home, and she couldn't get out. She had to call 911. From a health clinic.

It really is Peachy Keen.

So there's a blog on Blogger called sweetcakes.blogspot.com.

And guess what? It's written by someone names Jess. Isn't that weird? I just discovered that. It's so weird. Go look at it and then come back.

Now, did you know that Gainesville and/or Indianapolis were hotspots for discovering musical talent, because I totally did not. I did, however, know that her baby cousin is super cute, or at least that he was in November of 2002. Honestly, he's not that cute anymore.